Monday, April 16, 2012

Hondo ends up in Splitsville

The heroic Dodgers rushed to Hondo’s rescue yesterday, holding off the Pods with a triple play in the ninth, then winning it in their half. So along with his Blue Jay victory and losses with the Rays and Nats, he split his four-pronged attack, leaving him with a slight bump in the debt to 245 killebrews.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will open with Pavano and the Twins in The Bronx. The only concern is that the American Idle will become overly nostalgic being at the site of some of his most soothing whirlpool treatments. Also, His Aitchness expects Halladay and the Phillies to coast in San Fran. Ten units apiece.

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A rumor circulated last week that Bobby “Spike” Petrino had sexted some junk shots to his volleyballer girlfriend. Collectors already are said to be trying to find one so they can add to their sets that already include Brett Favre, Anthony “A-Wad” Weiner and Sean Salisbury ... Hillary Clinton is pictured in today’s Post partying at Café Havana in Colombia. Ozzie Guillen demands she apologize and then be suspended five days for insensitive behavior ... Props to Antonio Cromartie for the birth of his 10th child. Only four to go to catch Octomom and her brood.

hondo@nypost.com

Nats, Dodgers, Sean Salisbury, Hillary Clinton, Phillies, Brett Favre, the Rays, Pods, Blue Jay victory, Antonio Cromartie

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